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Chilly: Hi, Brett, whatcha doin;
Favre: Getting ready to film a new blue jeans commercial. It's muddy around here and we want to get a shot of that guy diving in the mud again.
Chilly: Cool. you restin' that arm?
Favre: You know it. They are using a launcher to throw those passes.
Chilly: you know we passed on Claussen?
Favre: Yeah, well that is fine. I called the equipment guy the other day and told him to clear out the locker next to mine for Hasslebeck.
Chilly: Well, technically I am the coach and I should be telling him that.
Favre: Oops, sorry, I thought Studwell had you in the loop.
Chilly: Speaking of which, I would really appreciate you letting me call a few plays next year. I used to be an offensive coordinator you know.
Favre: Yeah, that's right, the Eagles...Well, once you finally let me run it the way it needed to be run, we started to move the ball.
Chilly: Well we do have the best running back in the league, I though we needed to establish the ground game.
Favre: Ground game? I know: 3 up the middle, 3 up the middle, 45 around the end and a fumble. I suppose it's a little more entertaining than punting but it comes to about the same. I do not even want to give that guy the ball.
Chilly: Well he should be getting 20 carries to take some pressure off of you.
Favre: I will tell you what will take some pressure off of me: Find a couple of good backup linemen. You let Artis Hicks go, and he was the only one who was keeping me from getting killed during the second half of the season. Those giant tackles got beat up by Carolina...CAROLINA.... I'm still limping from the Saints game.
Chilly: So we will have your massage table and whirlpool ready for you in September.
Favre: I am not showing up until Labor Day. Gotta keep the defensive coordinators guessing a bit, and also, gotta build the suspense a bit... A little extra attention will help the jersey sales....
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